Waiting In Line words and music by Scott Yoho

Waiting in line! Waiting in line!
People rush in front of me
It happens all the time/'cause I got no spine
The line on either side always moves faster than mine
All I do is wait in line (x3)

I was born in the waiting room
But not until my twin was born there first
I remember the gas lines and waiting to see santa
but the lines at Disneyland were the worst

My childhood was spent on the B squad
Always on the bench or second best
I was runner up, vice president, on a waiting list? You bet!
A B was all I'd hope for on a test


My days were an endless line of lines
Waiting for the traffic, waiting at the bank
In a line to buy my groceries, get a licence, see a movie
In a line for therapy, when my spirits sank

Someone offered me a line, a weight fell on my chest
I dialed nine-one-one where I was told
Your call will be answered in the order it's recieved,
When my number came up, I reached the end of my line,
that's how I bought the farm on hold


I spoke to a guy standing next to me
"How can there be a line for heavens gate?"
He said he knew a thing or two of heaven
And he was sad to tell me that there aint


©1995 Auto Order Music (BMI)

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