Disney Waltz words and music by Scott Yoho

There's tunnels that run under Disneyland
An escaped Disney worker told me
Maintenance shafts, in which to haul trash
Which innocent guests must not see

One night I stayed late, pried up a grate
And slipped right down under the park
I discovered slave laborers, forced to sing songs
That somehow went wrong in the dark:

(Whistle While You Work) by Larry Morey and Frank Churchill

Just whistle while you work
Put on that grin and start right in
To whistle loud and long
When there's too much to do
Don't let it bother you
Forget your troubles, try to be
Just like a cheerful chick-a-dee and
Whistle while you work

I followed a tunnel, it led to a room
An accordion cried out the door
A peg-legged dwarf was strangling a tune
His count never got up to four (one, two, three, one two, three)

He DANCED as he shouted to me of a brain
Preserved by technicians, sealed in a vault
I wondered whose brain as I asked; "What's this dance?"
He winced, then he stammered uh, waltz...

©1995 Auto Order Music (BMI)

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