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You went to Kinko's Monday night
The bully at the counter couldn't copy paper right
He charged you double for his shoddy work
To ring you up he needed help from two other clerks

prechorus:
When you're so mad you don't know what to do
Just sing this simple song that we will teach to you:

Everyone deserves a job that's challenging
Although they may not ever get it right
Everyone deserves a job that's challenging
Be gentle when incompetence frustrates you tonight

You voted for him and he won
But his promises fulfilled now number less than one
Perhaps his mind is not where it should be
At least he's not the surgeon doing your vasectomy

[prechorus]

Everyone deserves a job that's challenging
Although they may not ever get it right
Some birds have to flap harder to leave the ground
Be patient with the penguins you soar over in your flight

Iím trying hard to write good songs
I hope to craft a melody that makes you sing along
I struggle to be clever with the words
But I still fill my basement with CDs that no one's heard

Even if our music hurts your ears, please humor us and sing
This song that youíve learned here

Everyone deserves a job that's challenging
Even if they never get it right
Everyone deserves a job that's challenging
Be gentle when incompetence frustrates you tonight [x3]

Words and music by Scott Yoho ©2005 Auto Order Music (BMI)


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