Copernicus Was Wrong

Copernicus was wrong
The earth doesn't circle the sun
Now we know it travels around someone
Science has shown that the whole world revolves around you.

You talk on the phone while you run a red light
You don’t signal - you take up two lanes
You park in the handicap spot, you cut in line
The film starts, your hat’s on, your phone’s out again

Copernicus was wrong
The earth doesn't circle the sun
Now we know it travels around someone
(And that someone is you…)
Scientists proved that the whole world revolves around -
Both Galileo and Kepler were wrong about -
Science has shown that the whole world revolves around you.

Words and music by Scott Yoho ©2005 Auto Order Music (BMI)


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